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Our teacher's been abducted by aliens! Pupils terrified as UFO stunt backfires
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| 16th July 2009
| Paul Sims
Posted on 07/16/2009 3:48:57 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/16/2009 3:51:14 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: JoeProBono
Where do these idiot teachers come up with this kind of crap?
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posted on
07/16/2009 3:51:50 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/16/2009 3:54:04 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: JoeProBono
To: GreenLanternCorps
Was Jim Thompson running FR back then?
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posted on
07/16/2009 3:59:17 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: jessduntno
I think it'd be GREAT if all teachers would go to this much trouble to spark the kid's imagination. The parents that complained are a bunch of friggin' whiners.
"<"full disclosure">" My family sets up a huge Halloween Maze every year for the local families to visit. A crashed spaceship scene would be awesome. "<"/full disclosure">"
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posted on
07/16/2009 3:59:37 PM PDT
by
Washi
To: jessduntno
Where do these idiot teachers come up with this kind of crap? The big winner was a stunt somebody else pulled where the professor (either law or criminology), to illustrate the unreliability of eye witnesses, had somebody run into the class, shoot the prof(blank) and run off. He then got back up and asked the class to record their observation of what happened.
The demo would have turned REALLY interesting if one of the students was carrying.
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:00:30 PM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money -- Thatcher)
To: Dallas59
I am probably gonna go to hell for it, but I laughed, right out loud... hahaha. Hysterical.
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:01:54 PM PDT
by
KarenMarie
(NEVER believe anything coming out of DC until it's been denied.)
To: JoeProBono
Calvin's been saying for years that when they have a substitute, Miss Wormwood returns to her home planet to report to her superiors.
And that his parents are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune!
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:05:56 PM PDT
by
jeffc
(They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, hey-hey, ho-ho!)
To: GreenLanternCorps
That was hilarious. About the only thing missing was that the thread was before Dan Rather's 2004 insanity which would have been a great add on for the CBS reports.
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:08:03 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(As a child Obama was rejected from Little League because of lack of a birth certificate.)
To: Washi
I think it’d be GREAT if all teachers would go to this much trouble to spark the kid’s imagination. The parents that complained are a bunch of friggin’ whiners. “<”full disclosure”>” My family sets up a huge Halloween Maze every year for the local families to visit. A crashed spaceship scene would be awesome. “<”/full disclosure”>”
Of course, there is a difference between scaring the crap out of kids on Halloween WHEN THEY ARE EXPECTING it and just plain scaring the crap out of them...what would REALLY be great is if they taught kids how to read and write...
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:09:58 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
To: jeffc
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:11:21 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
I could think of a few teachers who I wish were abducted....and never came back.
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:25:22 PM PDT
by
ak267
To: Snickering Hound
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:30:44 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
How do they know that this is the
real Mrs. Law they got back? How do they know that she isn't in reality...one of
THEM now?
[cue spooky theremin music]
To: JoeProBono
Do any of these idiots understand the phrase “age appropriate?”
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:38:18 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: JoeProBono
Parents yesterday condemned the school for 'terrifying' their children... I would condemn the parents for raising such stupid children.
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:42:16 PM PDT
by
3niner
(When Obama succeeds, America fails.)
To: JoeProBono
Perhas the real meaning of...."No Child Left.....BEHIND!"
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:44:48 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: Cyber Liberty
Apparently not. I think this would have been ok for middle school (6-8graders). My oldest would have thought, “Cool!” My youngest would have needed a sedative. lol She can’t ride in the car at night without the interior light on. rofl
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posted on
07/16/2009 4:44:48 PM PDT
by
TNdandelion
(This should be fun.)
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