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Pool Got My Daughter Pregnant (hmmmmmm)
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Posted on 07/09/2009 5:18:33 PM PDT by Kimmers

Ananova:

'Pool got my daughter pregnant' A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Travel; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: littleswimmers; napl; pregnantpole
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To: pnut22

You deserve applause for that commment!


21 posted on 07/09/2009 5:36:59 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Kimmers

I suggest comparing the tykes DNA against close male relatives.


22 posted on 07/09/2009 5:38:51 PM PDT by M. Dodge Thomas
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To: meyer
that's assuming that they used chlorine

Without chlorine the pool becomes an algae swamp in just a couple of days. Algae will stain the walls of the pool, and the water will smell bad. It's much cheaper to add chlorine, especially when one pool services hundreds of guests.

23 posted on 07/09/2009 5:39:35 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: Kimmers

She must have been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool!


24 posted on 07/09/2009 5:40:19 PM PDT by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!)
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To: RDTF

LOL!


25 posted on 07/09/2009 5:40:21 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
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To: pnut22

Or a “gull”.


26 posted on 07/09/2009 5:41:01 PM PDT by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: Kimmers

I thought those things only happened by contact with bus seats.


27 posted on 07/09/2009 5:43:24 PM PDT by dforest (Anyone dumb enough to have voted for him deserves what they get.. No Pity!)
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To: Kimmers

28 posted on 07/09/2009 5:43:43 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
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To: Kimmers
Nahhh...It was french kissing that got her pregnant.

sw

29 posted on 07/09/2009 5:43:51 PM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife ) (Who will lead us?)
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To: Kimmers

Maybe she got pregnant riding the tractor in her bikini....


30 posted on 07/09/2009 6:07:01 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: Kimmers

A few years ago some parents in Australia won a case against a municipal pool owner citing the same story; floating sperm.


31 posted on 07/09/2009 6:10:28 PM PDT by Big_Harry ( Thank God I am an "Infidel"!)
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To: Big_Harry

“...citing the same story; floating sperm.”

Cue theme from “Jaws.”


32 posted on 07/09/2009 6:16:22 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: Kimmers

“...using their mixed swimming pool.”

If it had been a girls-only pool, would she have come back a lesbian?


33 posted on 07/09/2009 6:17:54 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: RDTF

I’d say the new-fangled 13-year-old Polish girl got inserted with something. . .


34 posted on 07/09/2009 6:21:52 PM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: Greysard

There are other treatments for pools, although I don’t know if any of them are sperm-friendly.


35 posted on 07/09/2009 6:32:16 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You deserve applause for that commment!

A standing ovulation!

36 posted on 07/09/2009 6:32:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Gene Pool is the daddy.)
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To: Kimmers

As House said, yes, she could get pregnant by swimming in a mixed-sex swimming pool — if she was using a boy for a flotation device.

(OK, actually House said a woman could get pregnant sitting on a toilet seat, if there was a man sitting between her and the seat).


37 posted on 07/09/2009 6:33:40 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Salgak
I’d say the new-fangled 13-year-old Polish girl got inserted with something. . .

Not gonna touch that one with a ten-foot Pole.

38 posted on 07/09/2009 6:34:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Gene Pool is the daddy.)
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To: meyer

that’s assuming that they used chlorine.
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bromine would work the same as chlorine .. if this hotel is oceanside they used to just pump filtered ocean water into the pools (think 1920’s thru 50’s ... they still do that on ocean liners), there are some other exotic sanitizers that are almost never used because of the cost...

this story is simply not believable.


39 posted on 07/09/2009 6:38:56 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: higgmeister

Yuck,

Me thinks mum and pops at pubs.


40 posted on 07/09/2009 6:41:41 PM PDT by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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