I’ll join you and Monkey Face with my 1911 — just for persuasion, of course.
If anyone stole one of my cats and threw it away somewhere, I’d sue them — in fact I’d bankrupt myself suing them if necessary, and I didn’t even sue the lady who ran into me and my bicycle.
I never let my cats out.
You’ve got better restraint than me, I did sue the lady that hit me on my bike, and if someone took one of my cats, like I said, you have better restraint than me.
I never let my cats out, which isn’t to say they never get out.
You’re welcome to bring your .45, of course, but I prefer blunt instruments. They’re so much more...personal.