Explain how I am lying about Genius Bar procedures? DO TELL....
Translation: “Please fill me on what the Genius Bar does so that I can spin it into sounding like they’re just as degenerate as the stories I’ve heard about Geek Squad and Firedog.”
Your falsehood is not that you’re somehow misrepresenting how the Genius Bar works, it’s that you have no idea how the Genius Bar works, yet you feel you can apply the Geek Squad horror stories you’ve heard to the Genius Bar. Because, after all, they must be the same.
Of course, they aren’t the same, and if you actually had a Mac serviced at one, you would know.
Exactly WHAT is your experience with the Genius Bars at Apple stores for you to even KNOW what you are talking about?