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To: JoeProBono
Grasshopper, grasshopper why do you stay? Oh, my young friend, because it is so tasty here. But, grasshopper, how can that be—it is foul to, but thee.
2 posted on
06/29/2009 7:13:29 AM PDT by
devane617
(Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
To: JoeProBono
I have never seen grasshoppers that look like your picture. Maybe because the wild turkeys eat them like candy : )
3 posted on
06/29/2009 7:15:56 AM PDT by
LeGrande
(I once heard a smart man say that you canÂ’t reason someone out of something that they didnÂ’t reaso)
To: JoeProBono
Should we be on the lookout for sea gulls in UT?
4 posted on
06/29/2009 7:15:58 AM PDT by
pgkdan
( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
To: JoeProBono
Where are those sea gulls when you need them?
5 posted on
06/29/2009 7:16:09 AM PDT by
svcw
(Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic misogynist megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
To: JoeProBono
The US used to have serious locust outbreaks similar to Africa/Middle-East. See
here.
6 posted on
06/29/2009 7:17:18 AM PDT by
blam
To: JoeProBono
I thought this story was referring to welfare and illegal alien locust fleeing bankrupt MexiFornia to go to Utah.
8 posted on
06/29/2009 7:22:07 AM PDT by
Frantzie
(Boycott ABC News and their parent company The Walt Disney Company)
To: JoeProBono
9 posted on
06/29/2009 7:23:49 AM PDT by
paulycy
(Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
To: JoeProBono
Time to go into the fish bait business.
10 posted on
06/29/2009 7:32:53 AM PDT by
bgill
(The evidence simply does not support the official position of the Obama administration)
To: JoeProBono
As everyone knows, lawyers are reincarnated as sea gulls. After all, gulls spend their lives squawking all the time, sh*tting all over everything, and they steal everything not too heavy to fly off with.
History also tells us that sea gulls once before appeared in large numbers to save Utah from a grasshopper invasion.
We know that if Utah is to be spared the devastation this grasshopper invasion will cause, Utah needs a large number of sea gulls.
Remember, lawyers are reincarnated as lawyers? Logic thus tells us how to help our fellow Americans in grasshopper besieged Utah.
Save Utah - Kill All The Lawyers!
11 posted on
06/29/2009 7:52:05 AM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: JoeProBono
Too many grasshoppers? :)
To: JoeProBono
Sea gulls saved Utah from an early grasshopper invasion (actually, locusts). Thus we know gulls eat grasshoppers.
We also know lawyers are reincarnated as sea gulls because:
1. Sea gulls call angrily all the time.
2. Sea gulls quarrel continuously.
3. Sea gulls sh*t all over everything and every one.
4. Sea gulls steal anything not too heavy to fly away with.
Utah is threatened by a swarm of grasshoppers and only lots of sea gulls eat the grasshoppers and thereby save Utah.
Therefore, Logic 101 tells us the following:
SAVE UTAH - KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!
13 posted on
06/29/2009 8:13:23 AM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: JoeProBono
Too many grasshoppers? :)
To: JoeProBono
Grasshoppers (locusts, actually) were about devour all the crops of the early inhabitants of Utah when a flock of sea gulls came and ate the grasshoppers.
Utah is now again at risk of devastation because of grasshoppers beyond number.
We also know that lawyers are reincarnated as sea gulls because:
1. Sea gulls scream at each other all the time.
2. Sea gulls sh*t all over everything and everyone.
3. Sea gulls quarrel all the time.
Logic 101 thus provides the answer to the Utah grasshopper problem.
SAVE UTAH - KILL ALL THE LAWYERS ! ! !
15 posted on
06/29/2009 8:50:07 AM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: JoeProBono
Mmmmm.. chocolate grasshoppers.....
17 posted on
06/29/2009 9:32:05 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: JoeProBono
Mmmmm.. chocolate grasshoppers.....
18 posted on
06/29/2009 9:33:06 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: JoeProBono
19 posted on
06/29/2009 9:38:06 AM PDT by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: JoeProBono
21 posted on
06/29/2009 11:03:08 AM PDT by
DogBarkTree
(Support The American Tea Party)
To: JoeProBono
I read somewhere that grasshopper plagues — way back when — were what caused the Mormons to institute the rule about keeping a year’s supply of food around.
23 posted on
06/29/2009 11:34:00 AM PDT by
AZLiberty
(New York flyover: America, you're pwned -- Love, Barack and Michelle)
To: JoeProBono
Arm all the 11-yr old boys with fully automatic BB guns and wheelbarrow loads of ammo.
24 posted on
06/29/2009 11:39:21 AM PDT by
Max in Utah
(A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
To: JoeProBono
25 posted on
06/29/2009 11:45:25 AM PDT by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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