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Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?
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Posted on 06/24/2009 9:58:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Close encounters? Join Mary Wells, Candice Bergen, Cynthia McFadden and the wOw women in this extraterrestrial conversation.
TOPICS: Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; candicebergen; cynthiamcfadden; jpb; marywells; ufo
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To: Quix
61
posted on
06/28/2009 3:55:13 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Wurlitzer
Sadly . . . no near term improvement appears on the horizon.
However, GOD ALONE is sufficient resource, defense and high tower.
62
posted on
06/28/2009 3:56:22 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I don’t think the train cars to the death camps come with air conditioning.
63
posted on
06/28/2009 3:57:45 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: MHGinTN
64
posted on
06/28/2009 3:58:08 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: LRS
I would be highly suspicious of them seeing how over a half a century they havent figured out the human anusOh, they figured it out centuries ago. Just where did you think lawyers and politicians come from? The stork?
65
posted on
06/28/2009 3:58:33 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Being an optimist is getting to be quite a job these days...)
To: Cyber Liberty
INDEED.
I suspect that one set of genitals are only good for a limited number of parsecs.
66
posted on
06/28/2009 3:58:42 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Hot Tabasco
67
posted on
06/28/2009 3:59:22 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Las Vegas Dave
I need to look at it again . . . wasn’t checking the shadows.
68
posted on
06/28/2009 4:00:20 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono
69
posted on
06/28/2009 4:02:42 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; airborne; A knight without armor; albertp; areafiftyone; ...
70
posted on
06/28/2009 4:04:18 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono
71
posted on
06/28/2009 4:04:48 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono; Las Vegas Dave
I think there’s a low ridge just to the left of the cube . . . which casts the shadow in the same direction as those in the craters.
The cube may be hiding it’s own shadow.
72
posted on
06/28/2009 4:09:14 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono
73
posted on
06/28/2009 4:09:48 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: glock rocks
74
posted on
06/28/2009 4:10:24 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: JoeProBono
Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?
/equip H&K USP .45
You have equipped H&K USP .45
/attack alien
I don't know what you mean? You don't see alien here.
/attack aliens
You attack an aliens.
(Roll initiative.) YOU rolled a 15. An aliens rolled a 6.
YOU shoot an aliens for 415 points of damage!
YOU have killed an aliens! YOU have gained 45 exp points and 4 gold.
An aliens blasts YOU with a Light Plasma Pistol and misses!
An aliens throws a Naughty Looking Probe at YOU, and misses!
/attack aliens
(Roll initiative.) YOU rolled a 1. An aliens rolled a 16.
An aliens blasts YOU with an Incineratorogrifier.
You are HIT for 203,324,401 points of damage!
You have died.
An aliens laughs, "Better luck next time, monkey boy!"
75
posted on
06/28/2009 4:14:25 PM PDT
by
Steel Wolf
(Oh, well. Back to the drawing board....)
To: JoeProBono
Boy that's an old story. Circa 1960s?
76
posted on
06/28/2009 4:14:47 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(We are still waiting to see how the situation in Iran plays out - Barack Obama 6/26/2009)
To: Las Vegas Dave
Back in the good old 1960s, one of the Soviet back-of-the-Moon photos appeared to show a megalithic type arrangement. I remember seeing the shot in one of those cool men’s mags, “Argosy” or “True”. Of course, the US has made complete surveys of the lunar surface and, regarding that supposed structure — bupkis. In the mid-1970s a book came out claiming that there was industrial activity on the lunar surface, on a large scale. I remember looking through the all-important photo section and saw, shockingly, photo after unremarkable photo of the surface of the Moon, with superimposed arrows pointing to absolutely nothin’, and captions like “half-mile long earthmoving machine excavating in the such-and-such crater”. ;’)
77
posted on
06/28/2009 4:16:24 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: Quix; A knight without armor; aragorn; B-Chan; BigSkyVic; BreezyDog; DollyCali; glock rocks; ...
78
posted on
06/28/2009 4:16:36 PM PDT
by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: Quix
If one has the capability to fly across the universe, I would think one would have the answers to those things. Sort of like the Star Trek replicators.
I have considered Kzin type aliens who don't like artificially produced food, but I think that would be a stretch...
79
posted on
06/28/2009 4:18:15 PM PDT
by
LRS
(Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
To: mysterio; Quix
No kidding.
“Quix, you were right !!!”
80
posted on
06/28/2009 4:18:24 PM PDT
by
Joya
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior, have mercy on me, a sinner!)
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