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Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?
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Posted on 06/24/2009 9:58:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Close encounters? Join Mary Wells, Candice Bergen, Cynthia McFadden and the wOw women in this extraterrestrial conversation.
TOPICS: Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; candicebergen; cynthiamcfadden; jpb; marywells; ufo
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To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:15:30 AM PDT
by
LRS
(Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I would tell them, “I’m sorry, my mother always told me
never to get it the back of a UFO with strangers.”
Now if it was an alien I knew, like Kuscinich....
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:15:59 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:19:28 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: GraceG
GraceG, as in the last year I do not seem to be doing well on this planet (that is a gross understatement) I would jump at the chance if they responded to your #2 or #4 option.
I seem to be in some bad luck vortex that is just crushing me.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:24:24 AM PDT
by
Wurlitzer
(Welcome to the new USSA (United Socialist States of Amerika))
To: JoeProBono
Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react? Go for a ride and start angling for taking the ship over or at the very least getting a ray gun, super power plant or some nice piece of technology out of it.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:25:34 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
To: tet68
We’ve got lots of aliens here in Texas..... and even though they somehow, magically or other-worldly seem to be able to fit 10 or 12 folks into a tiny, 20 year old beater, I don’t think I’d accept a ride from them.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:27:50 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Is there a Liars Anonymous? If so, they need more advertising - so many people need their help.)
To: Centurion2000
It’s nuclear powered and the reason they spend so much time over wooded areas is they are dumping the waste materials.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:29:13 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: JoeProBono
Sign ‘em up for Amway or Mary Kay...
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:29:23 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: JoeProBono
Will they fit in my crockpot?
To: JoeProBono
Take me!!!! This Country and World sucks.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:30:59 AM PDT
by
Logical me
(Oh, well!!!)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
even though they somehow, magically or other-worldly seem to be able to fit 10 or 12 folks into a tiny, 20 year old beater...
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:31:02 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:40:24 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
To: JoeProBono
This happened once. I wound up at a Taco Bell.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:43:51 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
To: a fool in paradise
And exactly like that photo, they piled out of the vehicle and were all smiles... while my two kids complained that the air conditioner wasn’t blowing RIGHT on both of them! lol
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:48:46 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Is there a Liars Anonymous? If so, they need more advertising - so many people need their help.)
To: Delta 21
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:51:29 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
To: TADSLOS
"Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?"
I pinch myself to wake up, then check my featherweight wheelchair for mud on the tires and the bottom of my canes for leaf detritus.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:54:35 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: JoeProBono
It would be prudent to find out the cents per mile before starting the meter.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:55:54 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
To: GraceG
#4 ... great answer! I’ll fight ya for that appointment, though.
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posted on
06/24/2009 10:56:52 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: Delta 21
Left off the origin as planet near Kolob ...
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posted on
06/24/2009 11:00:06 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: JoeProBono
"To serve man"
(A Cook Book)
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posted on
06/24/2009 11:08:59 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Zer0Bambi to the poor voter: "Welcome to Obamacare, Now Die!" :^)
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