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Walking in the woods and a UFO lands near you. Aliens offer you a ride. How do you react?
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Posted on 06/24/2009 9:58:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono

Close encounters? Join Mary Wells, Candice Bergen, Cynthia McFadden and the wOw women in this extraterrestrial conversation.


TOPICS: Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; candicebergen; cynthiamcfadden; jpb; marywells; ufo
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To: Jack Hammer

. . .

according to reports . . .

mind control and illusion is the major thing . . . some involving chemicals and some involving machines/technology to achieve

. . . illusions . . . and . . . extraction.

Getting the human victim to get excited about . . . a machine . . . must be some trip.

Usually, reportedly, the net effect is not very pleasant.

. . . at least in terms of the usual grey contingent of . . . agents.

Priorities are . . . priorities . . . and the fruit follows accordingly . . . reaping what’s sown . . . harvesting what’s planted . . . is a pretty universal law.

One can have a pile of . . . cheap thrills residue

or

something eternal.

One makes one’s choices and pays the fiddler.


141 posted on 06/30/2009 2:40:16 AM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: calex59
Well I understand they are using the anuses to try and clone as many Obamas as they can. So far they have only made one.

Sometimes I find myself wondering if we haven't been invaded like in one of those scifi movies, as things get crazier and crazier, "We Elected a Monster from Outer Space" or something like that...

142 posted on 06/30/2009 5:07:00 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: Delta 21

Perfect!


143 posted on 06/30/2009 5:11:13 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit)
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To: mysterio

Winner of the week post!!! (but what were you thinking?)


144 posted on 06/30/2009 5:13:44 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit)
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To: Jack Hammer

145 posted on 06/30/2009 6:23:15 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about!


146 posted on 06/30/2009 6:30:33 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: LRS

Sometimes I find myself wondering if we haven’t been invaded like in one of those scifi movies, as things get crazier and crazier, “We Elected a Monster from Outer Space” or something like that...

You’ve inadvertently stumbled on to something big here. During the Cold War, it was rumored that the Soviet KGB under Nikita Khrushchev had kidnapped an American idiot and were utilizing German scientists captured after the Second World War to clone him over and over again. They were then, so it was said, flooding the nation with this army of imbeciles in order to undermine our American way of life.

Somewhat more recently, I read that this was not merely a rumor, but absolute fact, and that, moreover, a splinter group of renegade German scientists formerly employed by the Soviets on this project had split off after the fall of communism and allied themselves with al Qaeda.

The result, I’m afraid, is just as you say - the United States is awash with morons, all planted here by the Soviet Union at first, and, later, by our Islamic enemies.

Not content to remain in the shadows, employed by the Post Office Department, as toll booth collectors, bank tellers, as Safety Inspectors for Amtrak, and as Quality Control Supervisors for the nation’s many Registries of Motor Vehicles, the clones have taken up positions as Hollywood screenwriters, as insurance adjusters, as lawyers for the ACLU, as newspaper editors, and in state legislatures, in congress, and, yes, even in the White House.

It sounds like science fiction, but, alas, it’s simple fact. The secret is out.


147 posted on 06/30/2009 7:34:17 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer

“Invasion of the Freedom Snatchers”

And no way anyone can convince me Nancy Pelosi is still human!


148 posted on 06/30/2009 7:42:49 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: Delta 21

Didn’t know there was an alien branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses!


149 posted on 07/04/2009 9:02:32 AM PDT by SlightOfTongue
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