LOL!
Man, I hate it when that happens...
I admit it. My boss had me sign up for Twitter because she wanted me to pimp her jewelry business (which I was glad to do; and that’s ALL I do there about once a month.)
Now I have all of these creepy guys ‘following’ me who type just like your sample, unlike here at FR where the guys can at least pester you in complete, comprehensive sentences, LOL!