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You might be a trekkie if:
any of your children are named after any character.
you know today’s stardate.
you know the proper Vulcan greeting and response.
you’re certain that the shooting star you just saw was an exploding borg cube.
you know who Ashley Judd is, because of her appearance on The Next Generation.
you can name the bridge crew for the original series.
you can name the members of each bridge crew and their rank for the Next Generation series.
you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager.
you know the different classes of starships.
you also know the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class.
you own a Star Fleet manual...