

In case you don't have an intimate knowledge of said ungulates' (not undulates) odd toes, here is a photo:

To: JoeProBono
I’m almost positive it’s related to Keith Olbermann.
2 posted on
06/11/2009 10:26:36 PM PDT by
exist
To: All
3 posted on
06/11/2009 10:27:23 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
tapirs can eat your dreams Ahhhh...they're Republicans.
11 posted on
06/11/2009 10:33:39 PM PDT by
EternalVigilance
(Obama administration: "We are going to change the world. Please, don't interfere.")
To: JoeProBono

Now I'm hungry..
14 posted on
06/11/2009 10:36:50 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(America's population is 304-Million. Obama must punish America for the other 4.7 Billion)
To: JoeProBono
Tapirs are not new, where did they get that idea?
18 posted on
06/11/2009 10:43:42 PM PDT by
calex59
To: JoeProBono
Also, according to Japanese folklore, tapirs can eat your dreams. It's far more important to know that Night Mares deliver the dreams in the first place.
19 posted on
06/11/2009 10:43:49 PM PDT by
Greysard
To: JoeProBono
Pelosi before the botox treatments.
I do think she was much easier on the eyes back then.
22 posted on
06/11/2009 10:53:09 PM PDT by
Gator113
(I live in "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Imam Obama told me so.)
To: JoeProBono
A large browsing mammal, roughly pig-like in shape, with a short, prehensile snout.
To: JoeProBono
A large browsing mammal, roughly pig-like in shape, with a short, prehensile snout. Sounds like the endangered Garofalo, known to be an obnoxious pest in proximity to civilization, with a loud, futile mating call that is oddly repulsive to males of the species, which have dwindled to extinction as a result. The sole surviving Garofalo exists in pampered captivity, honking away at anyone who will listen. Few do, outside of her keepers. An apparent evolutionary dead end, that Garofalo. The only hope for continuation of the species rests with cloning, or possible hybridization with Rosie O'Donnell, the closest genetic match known to science.
To: JoeProBono
31 posted on
06/11/2009 11:19:24 PM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
(<P><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsov1M4h50"> Thank You Satan 1:50</a>)
To: JoeProBono
I thought the sightings of this thing would “Tapir” off soon.
33 posted on
06/11/2009 11:30:55 PM PDT by
BigCinBigD
('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
To: JoeProBono
To: JoeProBono
40 posted on
06/12/2009 12:02:20 AM PDT by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: dragonblustar
48 posted on
06/12/2009 4:20:54 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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