Megan Fox: Guys are Weak, Like Puppies (libertarian starlet?)

E Online ^ | Fri., Jun. 5, 2009 11:16 PDT | Peter Gicas

[lewisglad]

Seeing as she's no stranger to speaking her mind, we knew it was only a matter of time before Megan Fox would once again come around to offer up some more brutally honest thoughts and opinions.

Sure enough, the Transformers starlet does just that during an interview for British GQ, in which she tackles a barrage of questions without ever flinching, except, of course, to get some sexy poses on.

Here are some of the highlights…

• Her chosen profession: "When you think about it, other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone…It's really kind of gross."

• Fame: "It doesn't mean anything. Anyone can be famous."

• Marijuana: "I hope they legalize it and when they do I'll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints."

• Guys who come on to her: "Retards. Ridiculous!"

• Guys in general: "Weak. Like puppies."

• Seemingly socially conscious actresses: "They all sit on David Letterman in their little summer dresses with their legs crossed and talk about how much they love going green and they love Priuses…None of them are real people. They play into exactly what society says women should be. And I'm not going to do that. I mean, I think it's great to want to save the environment. But I don't want to sit and talk about that."

To which she adds, "I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all of the time."

Something tells us that shouldn't be a problem.

[cranked]

“Weak” only for you.....

[al baby]

All I know is I used to read Free Republic for the articles now its just like playboy

[Snurple]

Megan Fox: Guys are Weak, Like Puppies

Shes a little c-nt but she is right about guys being weak....most anyway. Ive always been disgusted by men who would eat any amount of crap, snivel, kiss ass, demean themselves for a "hot" looking woman (in hopes of getting some) its a joke. As a guy I have to say....most men are pathetic in this area. The cocky one's are the funniest to watch.

Im OK looking, use to ride a Indian....long hair, kinda rough looking and NEVER had to do any of that silly crap to get a pretty woman.

[JoJo Gunn]

...itself an attempt at humor stolen from an 80’s comedy.

Lighten up, Francis. 

[NucSubs]

Ah.

In other words you cannot justify your asinine comments.

Just so we’re clear.

[NucSubs]

Ya know, I almost smiled and responded “well played” to your retort, which would have been 100% appropriate...if you had not gone off the deep end and hurled insults at people you do not know.

[JoJo Gunn]

if you had not gone off the deep end and hurled insults at people you do not know.

How many times does it have to be spelled out to you people? Hollyweird sticks a shiv in Conservatives backs, constantly, yet people I don't know insult Conservatives with their continual shilling for the Enemy on a Conservative forum.

And you want to give them a pass, right? 

[hout8475]

She has a hot bod, but she always has that “b*tchy” look on her face. I think I’ve only ever seen one picture with her smiling. A nice smile goes a long way and definitely helps enchance a woman’s sex appeal. Without it, the hot bod kind of loses its luster IMHO.

[hout8475]

My take on tattoos on women is this: While I generally prefer them to be tattoo-free, I find small tattoos on the ankle to be kind of sexy. Well, at least when the woman is young.

[NucSubs]

There you go again, making unfounded accusations.

[GQuagmire]

Turlington tattoo remover

[JoJo Gunn]

unfounded accusations.

Against who, the shills or Hollyweird?

 

I'll give you a clue, sweetheart: Al Gore has an Academy Reward. Why? Was Hollyweird giving the finger to

A: the liberals

or

B: the Conservatives 

 

Bonus Round

If the answer is B, then why should any self respecting* Conservative give Hollyweird the sweat off his.... 

 

*as opposed to self loathing.  

[CodeToad]

Bitchie little 4F whore, nothing more.

[NucSubs]

unfounded accusations.

Against who, the shills or Hollyweird?

Ummm...against me sweetheart.

[JoJo Gunn]

Ummm...against me sweetheart.

Oh, you poor baby! I had no idea that I was irritating your enuresis. I'm soooooo sorry!

Feeling better today, sweetheart? Has your estrogen levels settled down? 

[NucSubs]

LOL!

My, my, my. What a clueless, shrieking harpy. You have no idea you are attacking or why and revel defiantly in your ignorance. What a sad case.

[NucSubs]

Wow..you really enjoy feeding off your own emotions dotcha cupcake?

Who ever said Hollywood was not Hollweird? When did I say ANYTHING, you clueless hag, in defense of Hollywood?

Your entire rant against me has been based of a fantasy you concocted in your head based on what you THOUGHT I though, without a shred of evidence or a question of clarification.

[NucSubs]

unfounded accusations.

Against who, the shills or Hollyweird?

Ummm...against me sweetheart.

Oh, you poor baby! I had no idea that I was irritating your enuresis. I'm soooooo sorry! Feeling better today, swe sweetheart? Has your estrogen levels settled down?

LOL Wow.

You imbecile.

You libel me, and get your extra-wide panties in a wad over the wrong argument and then think I am the one who is wrong?

I never said your position on "Hollweird" or Dems or any of your related comments were wrong.

In fact I agree with you - not that you'd know that Brunhilde because you'd rather go off half cocked and indignant making assumptions, snide comments and picking an asinine fight instead of being civilized and asking for clarification. You're like some sad, harpy version of Gilda Radner's SNL character Emily Litella.

So the only question left is are you, like Emily, gonna admit you were wrong and say "Oh. Never mind" or are you going to continue to dig your hole deeper in a one-way argument over a position your opponent does not disagree with?

[JoJo Gunn]

My, my, my. What a clueless, shrieking harpy.

Sorry, Brainiac, but I questioned your estrogen levels first. Plagiarism is frowned on around here. 

[NucSubs]

So are mendacity and false witness (not to mention misdirection in a desperate attempt to save face).

You'd better quit with you are losing.