Posted on 05/22/2009 5:51:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
OK, I’ll try my hand at an old “shaggy dog” story:
A preacher came to the elders of his church and tendered his resignation. When pressed for an explanation, he would only say “Mother Green”.
“Mother Green? Who’s that? What do you mean?” the elders asked, but the preacher adamently refused to elaborate. The elders asked the preacher to stay until a replacement could be found, and he did so.
The new preacher arrived, and asked the departing pastor why he was giving up his flock. “Mother Green” he said, and once again refused to elaborate.
The new preacher took over, and on one particular Sunday morning, things were going swimmingly. The collection plate was full, the choir was singing on key, and he was in fine voice, raining fire and brimstone on his mesmerized audience. Suddenly, the back doors of the church were flung open, and in strutted, no, flounced a woman, built like the proverbial brick outhouse. She sported a short-short miniskirt, and displayed cleavage nearly to her naval. She sinuously slithered to the front of the church, sat in the front pew, and threw her leg over the armrest. She wore no underwear.
The preacher looked, looked again, and then whispered to the choir director “Is that Mother Green?”
“I don’t think so, pastor,” came the reply “I think it’s just the way the sun is hitting it through the stained-glass window.”
funny
The poll seems to have stopped working for me. I get page not found when I submit my answers.
LOL!
I think I heard President Obama say that waterboarding wasn’t successful. That it only resulted in bringing 3 guys accused of terrorism to trial.
And even after they were tried and convicted, he STILL said that they had been “accused” of terrorism.
Some basic facts our fast and loose president buried. We only waterboarded 3 individuals. All 3 then must’ve been convicted. After conviction, they are no longer considered “innocent” of the charges. They are convicted of the charges. They are no longer consider “the accused”. They have been found in a court of law to be terrorists.
He also referred to how many people the Bush administration released. It didn’t mean that they were innocent of the charges. It meant that they could not be brought to trial. Barack Obama should KNOW that this is a common occurance in legal matters. His friendly Pentagon bomber proclaims to be guilty as sin and free as a bird (the same man we know as “Deep Throat” who took down Nixon also engaged in unlawful means to obtain information to build a case against Bill Ayers).
And of those released, a good number of them later went BACK into terrorist activities with several dying in suicide bombing attacks.
The last president was called a chimp but this current one is a lying chump.
Sean Hannity reporting last night on his show that 1 in 10 prisoners released from Gitmo return to terrorism and the battlefield.
"SHOW ME THE SILLY!!!"
LOL!
Just once...once you get the “error page” when you aks for the results of the quiz, you then have to paste www.blogthings.com before/howamericanareyouquiz....and before the http://
That’s because you have to fill in the address on the page that’s not found....(see my tip) then go up to the address bar and voila
the full addy is already there on the page that says results can’t be shown - http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/results/
Doubling the addy doesn’t help.
When I try to get the results, I get this page:
http://howamericanareyouquiz/results/?result=87
Weird....that’s not what you’re getting...
| You Are Conditioner |
 You can have a neutralizing effect. You can deal with chaos well. You are encouraging and supportive. You have a gentle touch. You are generous and bighearted. You have a lot to give. |
LOL!
We aren’t getting the same thing.
My url looks normal but the page itself says Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage.
| You Are Shampoo |
 You are a true optimist. For you, every day is a fresh start. You are confident and bold. You are proud of who you are, simple as that. You are passionate about life and its possibilities. You don't hold back. |
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