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Moustachioed Horse Evades Barbers
The Telegraph ^ | 4/28/09

Posted on 04/28/2009 12:36:08 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A horse which has grown a curly, golden moustache is refusing to let grooms shave it off.

Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire-cross, is said to flee if he thinks he is in danger of getting even a trim.

The horse also refuses to let staff at the stables in Bitton, Gloucestershire, into his stall there for fear that they will remove his whiskers.

The moustache may look somewhat incongruous given its fair colour compared to his black and white colouring and well-meaning staff thought he would rather be without it. However Alfie clearly enjoys the look and groom Justine Greenslade said all efforts to clip it had been in vain. "He's obviously rather proud of his facial hair," she said.

"He runs a mile if he thinks we're going to trim it." Moustaches are relatively rare on horses although they are noted among Friesians, which are said to be able to grow ones to rival surrealist painter Salvador Dali's. Earlier this month, photographer Wolkenstein unveiled a series of pictures of horses with different hairstyles by a professional hairdresser. Each equine styling session took about four hours and extensions were used to give a "big hair" look.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: horse

1 posted on 04/28/2009 12:36:08 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
It's all part of the Animal Witness Protection Program.

Here's another witness, Vito Pignatelli. working on a sheep ranch in Wyoming


2 posted on 04/28/2009 1:00:31 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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3 posted on 04/28/2009 1:13:56 AM PDT by South40 (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its Idiot.)
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To: South40

Wow. Hillary looks like a 70’s porno star.


4 posted on 04/28/2009 1:43:58 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Velius In Evidens Visum)
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To: Shaun_MD

I was going to say an albino somali pirate....


5 posted on 04/28/2009 1:45:39 AM PDT by Karma Police ((optional, printed after your name on post))
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To: Karma Police

Nah the Somalis are much nicer looking.


6 posted on 04/28/2009 1:49:08 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Velius In Evidens Visum)
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7 posted on 04/28/2009 2:50:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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To: nickcarraway

His grooms need to get him some Firehouse Wacky Tacky stat! Defiantly an Imperial or Handlebar in making.


8 posted on 04/28/2009 2:50:47 AM PDT by neb52
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To: South40

I’ve just fallen on the floor laughing...


9 posted on 04/28/2009 3:29:54 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: Daffynition

He has some girl friends.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/28lgbvp.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2zyhpiu.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/wbcimx.jpg[/IMG]


10 posted on 04/28/2009 3:49:24 AM PDT by gdzla
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To: Allegra

PING!


11 posted on 04/28/2009 3:53:34 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: gdzla

Funny. I actually thought the last photo would be of John Kerry.


12 posted on 04/28/2009 4:05:31 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The time has come to tell the salmon-eating international busybodies to mind their own business.")
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To: gdzla

HAHAHA! You stole my next posts! LOL ;-P


13 posted on 04/28/2009 4:44:43 AM PDT by Daffynition (Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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To: South40

Lol - thanks for the morning laugh.


14 posted on 04/28/2009 5:11:24 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: windcliff

ping


15 posted on 04/28/2009 8:06:57 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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16 posted on 04/28/2009 8:10:59 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: South40

17 posted on 04/28/2009 8:12:18 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: nickcarraway

Must resist posting “mustache ride” joke!


18 posted on 04/28/2009 10:10:44 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: GreenHornet
Carried over from the other thread that is now locked:

When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be about Janeane Garofalo.

Wrong end of the horse.

19 posted on 04/28/2009 10:19:02 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: Constitution Day
That's not a mustache ...it's a cinnabon gone bad!;)


20 posted on 04/28/2009 5:40:34 PM PDT by Daffynition (Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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