[Lucky9teen]

But wait....there's more from today:

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, April 23, 2009, before the House State and Foreign Operations subcommittee.

s Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, left, testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, April 23,2009, before the House State and Foreign Operations subcommittee, Alexa Schiff, 10, the daughter of Rep.Adam Schiff D-Calif., second from left, and the daughters of his chief of staff Tom Bergreen, Abigail, 7 and Emma, 4, watch during the annual 'Take your Children to Work Day.'

[bert]

I pray every day for the Botox injections but they have cut me off for nonpayment. My campaign finished up in debt yoy know.

[Holicheese]

My friend Jimmie's dad is a fry cook at Hardees. He got to go there and make onion rings today...Lucky bastard!

[NonValueAdded]

Hillary tortures children, film at 11.
Bored the poor tykes to tears.

[relictele]

It has - you know - been such a - you know - relief to let myself go and not have to deal with the makeup and hair people every day trying to make me look like Betty Crocker or Dinah Shore (shout out to my Palm Desert gals!). I may not be a Janet (Reno or Napolitolitarian) but - you know - I'm back to my old-boots look and my mullet is coming along nicely.

We're all having a good laugh at the current resident of the White House but can you imagine me making a call in the hostage/pirate drama? I'd still be working up plausible deniability scenarios in case it all went wrong. That's leadership!

By the way, I'm a little concerned that the president has already jetted around the globe to grovel before despots and Marxists. What the hell am I supposed to do for the next four years?