Hillary tortures children, film at 11. Bored the poor tykes to tears. |
It has - you know - been such a - you know - relief to let myself go and not have to deal with the makeup and hair people every day trying to make me look like Betty Crocker or Dinah Shore (shout out to my Palm Desert gals!). I may not be a Janet (Reno or Napolitolitarian) but - you know - I'm back to my old-boots look and my mullet is coming along nicely.
We're all having a good laugh at the current resident of the White House but can you imagine me making a call in the hostage/pirate drama? I'd still be working up plausible deniability scenarios in case it all went wrong. That's leadership!
By the way, I'm a little concerned that the president has already jetted around the globe to grovel before despots and Marxists. What the hell am I supposed to do for the next four years?