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Outdoor sofas get no respect: Ban advances in Minneapolis
StarTribune ^ | 4/1/09 | Steve Brandt

Posted on 04/01/2009 8:13:16 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo

Sofas in yards and on open porches would be outlawed under a proposal designed to relieve Minneapolis neighborhoods of tackiness.

"Our city can either look good or it can look tacky, and tacky is not what we want," said City Council President Barbara Johnson before the council's regulatory committee approved the measure banning upholstered furniture and mattresses outdoors.

Council Member Cam Gordon, who represents some University of Minnesota neighborhoods, unsuccessfully argued for exempting open porches from the ban. He said people relaxing on porches create a good atmosphere that puts more eyes on the street.

Existing nuisance controls could be used to order the removal of problem porch furniture, he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at startribune.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: sofas; tacky
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Tackiness to be illegal.

The (liberal) city council doesn't realize that the outdoor couch crowd is their support base.

Keith Ellison should be weighing in on this, shortly....

1 posted on 04/01/2009 8:13:16 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Send them to ColumbASS. They know how to properly dispose of couches.


2 posted on 04/01/2009 8:14:02 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

We don’t allow that in our development either.

Who wants to look at someone old sofa on the front lawn?
We sure don’t nor are we paying outrageous taxes in NJ to live in a dump development. Talk about bringing property prices down ... that’s one sure way to do it and attract more household junkyards.


3 posted on 04/01/2009 8:15:50 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Form that matter indoor sofas get no respect either


4 posted on 04/01/2009 8:17:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
What ever happened to multiculturalism and embracing diversity?

(though one should put the couches away at night as I've seen some on fire late at night.)

5 posted on 04/01/2009 8:18:12 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: nmh

Oh, I agree. Whole-heartedly....

But, this will be a vote-loser for the libs in Minneapolis...


6 posted on 04/01/2009 8:18:36 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Am I allowed to have a yard swing?
7 posted on 04/01/2009 8:18:59 PM PDT by smokingfrog (The man who killed Baby Beluga.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

So padded patio furniture would be illegal? A chase lounge in the sun is one of summer’s many joys.


8 posted on 04/01/2009 8:19:50 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: LukeL

Liberal couch-control...


9 posted on 04/01/2009 8:20:48 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

They have all but elected Al Franken and they’re worried about how outdoor sofas will make them look?


10 posted on 04/01/2009 8:22:56 PM PDT by hometoroost (Eine Reich, Eine Volk, Eine Teleprompter)
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To: smokingfrog
If you have doe you can have whatever


11 posted on 04/01/2009 8:24:46 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: smokingfrog

So that’s where Looter guy lives.


12 posted on 04/01/2009 8:27:22 PM PDT by MaxMax (RINO=RAT!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
a proposal designed to relieve Minneapolis neighborhoods of tackiness

Tacky? You want tacky? Here's tacky!

13 posted on 04/01/2009 8:28:44 PM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I’ll donate 30 each 5 gallon buckets to help replace them!


14 posted on 04/01/2009 8:29:28 PM PDT by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: RoadKingSE

I know....I know....


15 posted on 04/01/2009 8:31:26 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: nmh

Um....I take it you haven’t been into some of the “finer” areas of Minneapolis. We are not talking about developed communities where people actually care about property values.

This is about micro-managing cr*p and appearing to do something while Rome burns. Mayor RT Rybak and his valiant city council are arming themselves with Windex-sized squirt bottles to put the fire out.


16 posted on 04/01/2009 8:39:49 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: glock rocks

Oh oh. There goes your spring decoratin’


17 posted on 04/01/2009 8:48:02 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma ( PRAY! Pray for the U.S. Pray for Israel.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

There’s madness in the water up there in Muzziesota.


18 posted on 04/01/2009 8:55:43 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: Trod Upon

If I don’t make the next cut in mid-April.....I’m looking for a new home state...


19 posted on 04/01/2009 9:02:49 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: hometoroost
They have all but elected Al Franken and they’re worried about how outdoor sofas will make them look?

I am registered at the red-star so I decided to take your comment to their message board (3rd page).

It will probably be deleted soon so here it is...

Are you kidding me?

A couple of couches on porches actually embarrasses the "fine" people of Minneapolis? This, from the same people that have all but seated Al Franken AKA "Stewart Smalley" to represent our state in the senate? The funny thing is that these "stale porch-couch dwellers" are most likely the exact people that voted for Al (probably a couple of times).

Credit given to you

20 posted on 04/01/2009 9:20:16 PM PDT by voteNRA (A citizenry armed with rifles simply can not be tyrannized)
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