[JustAmy]

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.

'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!'

[WayzataJOHNN]

‘While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!’

Yep,that’s me!

[Lady Jag]

PRANK ‘EM WHENEVER YOU CAN

I took a picture of my husband's backside as he was stepping out of the
shower and then forgot about it. A few months passed and I needed to
shop for picnic supplies for a family barbeque and my
sister-in-law accompanied me. As I walked out the door my husband
called out, "Don't forget to pick up beer."

I picked up everything I needed, beer included, at Lucky's market. The
checker, when he got to the beer, asked me for ID. Being 36 at the time
I was both surprised and flattered. I pulled out my wallet, flipped it
open to my license without looking at it and held it out to the checker.
The weirdest expression crossed his face and I said, "What, what's wrong?"

He just looked at me without replying so I turned the wallet toward
me to see why he was behaving so oddly. My license photo, which I had
not looked at for months, had been very neatly pasted over with that
picture of my husband's hairy butt. I showed it to my sister in-law
and we both began laughing like lunatics. I was so hysterical I had
trouble writing out the check. Both of us were still laughing when
we walked out the door. The clerk, who I'm convinced was lobotomized,
never even cracked a smile.

When I returned home, I joined my husband in the backyard, as he
was fine tuning the barbeque.

"Did you remember to get the beer?", he asked.

"Yep," I replied, "Got carded too."

He stopped what he was doing and looked at me for a couple of
seconds and then fell on the ground laughing. He'd done the dirty
deed so long ago that he'd forgotten about it until then. Thank God
I wasn't pulled over by a cop!

Evil, but brilliant.

[jaycee]

Wow, didn’t he need a good punch...old geezer! LOL!

[fewz]

LOL!