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PRANK ‘EM WHENEVER YOU CAN

I took a picture of my husband's backside as he was stepping out of the
shower and then forgot about it. A few months passed and I needed to
shop for picnic supplies for a family barbeque and my
sister-in-law accompanied me. As I walked out the door my husband
called out, "Don't forget to pick up beer."

I picked up everything I needed, beer included, at Lucky's market. The
checker, when he got to the beer, asked me for ID. Being 36 at the time
I was both surprised and flattered. I pulled out my wallet, flipped it
open to my license without looking at it and held it out to the checker.
The weirdest expression crossed his face and I said, "What, what's wrong?"

He just looked at me without replying so I turned the wallet toward
me to see why he was behaving so oddly. My license photo, which I had
not looked at for months, had been very neatly pasted over with that
picture of my husband's hairy butt. I showed it to my sister in-law
and we both began laughing like lunatics. I was so hysterical I had
trouble writing out the check. Both of us were still laughing when
we walked out the door. The clerk, who I'm convinced was lobotomized,
never even cracked a smile.

When I returned home, I joined my husband in the backyard, as he
was fine tuning the barbeque.

"Did you remember to get the beer?", he asked.

"Yep," I replied, "Got carded too."

He stopped what he was doing and looked at me for a couple of
seconds and then fell on the ground laughing. He'd done the dirty
deed so long ago that he'd forgotten about it until then. Thank God
I wasn't pulled over by a cop!

Evil, but brilliant.