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To: WayzataJOHNN




Good morning, WayzataJOHNN.

Thank you for sharing your poem this morning.

Have a Warm Fuzzy Wednesday.


2,823 posted on 04/29/2009 10:28:34 AM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.

'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!'


2,824 posted on 04/29/2009 10:50:11 AM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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To: JustAmy

Have a Warm Fuzzy Wednesday.

Waaaaaarrrrrrmmm, Fuuuuzzzzzy

Wait, I’ll just pull this nice fuzzy banky over me and I’ll be warm and snuggy and ...sort of...Nappy!


2,828 posted on 04/29/2009 11:41:54 AM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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