Hey - you forgot the rest! :-)
When the first caveman drove in from the drags
didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
musta bin a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
UH OHH!
OuI monsuier bonjour coquette
on hon croisoiant on vous a vere
morishe vour Eifel Towere
ouI marie baguette bon soir
[Chorus]
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!
Heywood is hilarious.
I heard this guy on a morning show and almost drove off the road when he got to the French toast part. Funny stuff.