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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
Every time the guys are in a race, they get mugs! I have some of the most washed-out ones in a box to go to The Salvation Army next time I’m there.
801
posted on
04/06/2009 1:44:27 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
802
posted on
04/06/2009 1:44:44 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin; Tax-chick; fanfan; sionnsar
"How is everyone today? Barring the humidity, of course." I didn't notice the humidity today, particularly.
It rained buckets a few times. Does that count?
803
posted on
04/06/2009 3:12:14 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
804
posted on
04/06/2009 3:34:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: NicknamedBob
Uh-oh. Ash spotted the noodle casserole on the counter! James and Pat won’t care if she’s nibbled it, I guess ...
805
posted on
04/06/2009 3:41:48 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
"Did you get wet?" Only in spots.
806
posted on
04/06/2009 4:24:12 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Here we are! See y’all tomorrow, but I don’t know when. Anoreth has to leave for her military physical at 4:00 a.m., and she took my alarm clock!
807
posted on
04/06/2009 6:24:33 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
0400? Ick, such an ungodly hour. ‘Night TC.
808
posted on
04/06/2009 6:35:31 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: darkangel82
She has to be at the processing site, which is near the airport, quite a ways from here, a little after five. At least there will be no traffic at that hour, and she’s been there a couple of times already, so she probably won’t get lost.
809
posted on
04/06/2009 6:37:59 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
"She has to be at the processing site, which is near the airport, quite a ways from here, a little after five." When they say "turn your head and cough", they mean away from the Doctor.
810
posted on
04/06/2009 7:07:08 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
She’ll probably sneeze on them.
811
posted on
04/06/2009 7:10:08 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
812
posted on
04/07/2009 3:20:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan; sionnsar
The buckets of rain yesterday WAS the humidity! LOL!
813
posted on
04/07/2009 4:04:11 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Tax-chick
814
posted on
04/07/2009 4:08:46 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
Good morning! I’m making all the Offspring clean up before they have breakfast. We’re all sneezy, too.
815
posted on
04/07/2009 4:31:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: zip
816
posted on
04/07/2009 4:33:09 AM PDT
by
BOBWADE
To: BOBWADE
817
posted on
04/07/2009 5:16:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan
Good morning!
I think. It’s supposed to be 81 today. :o])
818
posted on
04/07/2009 7:27:56 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Good morning, for a little longer! 40s here. I’ll be taking dinner to the vegetarian people in about an hour.
819
posted on
04/07/2009 8:42:48 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
I have some paperwork to get caught up on, but not just yet. My brain is a little sluggish this morning.
When does Anoreth get back from her physical?
820
posted on
04/07/2009 8:46:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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