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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Tax-chick

And my jeans fit good! ;o)


761 posted on 04/06/2009 4:42:24 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

That’s more than I can say!


762 posted on 04/06/2009 4:43:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Wait til after June and you’ll be getting into them again :o)


763 posted on 04/06/2009 4:44:37 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Maybe by December! I don’t wear jeans much, anyway ... mostly for Scout hikes. I even do yardwork in a dress, most of the time.

It’s 60-ish and damp here. I feel mildewed already. In more normal times, I’d be moved to intensive cleaning by the this weather, but now my back is threatening to give out on me.


764 posted on 04/06/2009 4:47:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick
Go lay down or sit down.

Gardening in a dress?

765 posted on 04/06/2009 4:48:59 AM PDT by Pippin
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Gardening in a dress?

It worked for my grandmother!

I need to get organized for the memorial service later, and then eat breakfast. I can't eat too close to the time I'm going to sing (11:00), or I won't have any room to breathe :-).

766 posted on 04/06/2009 4:51:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

“SEEYA!”


767 posted on 04/06/2009 4:53:40 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Pippin; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan

Good morning!
Sleeping on the floor is marvelous!
I see where Detroit got snowed on again. How about MN?
This global warming is getting pretty darn deep!

How is everyone today? Barring the humidity, of course.


768 posted on 04/06/2009 7:24:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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IMHO?

In My Humidly Opinion Current 25%

769 posted on 04/06/2009 8:03:02 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
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I think that’s what ours is, too. It’s always up in the mornings. But noon, it will be down around 13%. :o])

How’s your playhouse coming along?


770 posted on 04/06/2009 8:11:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face
I didn't work no it Sunday so except for the fascia board it is them same. I'll try to get some sliding up after work.
771 posted on 04/06/2009 8:22:38 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
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It looks like a fun project, anyway!


772 posted on 04/06/2009 8:32:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan

Good mornong/Afternoon everybody!


773 posted on 04/06/2009 8:47:55 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face

Afternoon! The sun is out, now. We’re back from the memorial service, with no instrumental or vocal disasters having occurred.

My neighbor took Sally and byos to the playground. When they’re retrieved, we can all have naps.


774 posted on 04/06/2009 9:24:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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Napz are good!

How is Wednesday doing these days, with knowing where the litter box is?


775 posted on 04/06/2009 9:59:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Pippin

Hey, Girl!


776 posted on 04/06/2009 10:00:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

As long as remind Bill to clean the box (as soon as he’s done eating lunch!), Wednesday seems to be using it. I don’t ever see her at it, though! She might also be going outside, as they’re in and out whenever it’s not raining. Wednesday prefers early morning and evening, when she can’t be seen; Shannon likes midday sun!


777 posted on 04/06/2009 10:04:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Catz are often quite modest. I had to make sure I left the area when it came to PV...he would just stand in the clay and stare at me.


778 posted on 04/06/2009 10:12:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Monkey Face

Ours have never liked us to see them using the box. The new one has a lid on it!

Speaking of digestion events, I smell something. Better go check Vlad’s diaper and make sure James doesn’t have death-dealing gas! We’ll go to Wal-mart after some naps; I have to make dinner for the vegetarian people tomorrow, and someone (Ash?) ate all the chickpeas.


779 posted on 04/06/2009 10:16:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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I had a whole list of things I wanted to do today, since my back felt so good, but now I’m waffling.


780 posted on 04/06/2009 10:26:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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