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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
thesmokinggun.com ^
| March 27, 2009
Posted on 03/27/2009 4:31:14 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: assault; fibernottheonlymicro; nowetspot
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Isn't this the lab test guy on CSI NY?
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:58:17 PM PDT
by
merchvent
(book cover)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He looks like Bill the cat.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:58:17 PM PDT
by
mysterio
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Vince looks like a typical methamphetamine addict and boozer.
43
posted on
03/27/2009 4:58:46 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: abb
No, he’s too busy working on a Viagra alternative: The Popeil Pocket Power Pecker.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:59:49 PM PDT
by
Trod Upon
(Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
To: Free ThinkerNY
BS. You don’t need to punch someone to get them to let go of your tongue.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:01:04 PM PDT
by
papasmurf
(Trow da' bum out!)
To: null and void
20 minutes vince, cause you know we can't do this all day.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:01:44 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Towed_Jumper
Ah...with your fist? Be specific please...FReepers have a right to know.Let's see... If she told me I could hit it for a thousand bucks and I was loaded like the ShamWow guy, I'd give her a thousand bucks and I'd hit it. Hell, I'd hit it twice. If, while hitting it, she tried to bite my face off, well, I'd hit it while I was hitting it!
She looks like a fun girl.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:01:48 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:02:50 PM PDT
by
rbosque
(10 year Freeper!)
To: Drew68
she needs to go work at the bunny ranch with air force Amy
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:03:20 PM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(I think you're so full of inconsolable rage, you don't care who you hurt.)
To: Drew68
“Yeah, I’d hit it.”
with what??
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:03:39 PM PDT
by
got_moab?
(Joe the Plumber has a posse.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:04:19 PM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit)
To: FormerACLUmember
Sad but true. He looked better on TV but she smash his mouth on the other side of his face.
Did she get charged with anything. Poor Vince - he is a loser in my book now. I thought the commercials were hilarious but he obviously is a scum bag.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:05:17 PM PDT
by
Frantzie
(Boycott GE - they own NBC, MSNBC, CNBC & Universal. Boycott Disney - they own ABC)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Whores disgust me. Guys who patronize them, disgust me even more.
Guys who claim they had to punch a woman, in 99% of the cases, are less than men, and they, also, disgust me.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:05:55 PM PDT
by
papasmurf
(Trow da' bum out!)
To: Vaquero
Apparently she didn’t love his nuts.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:06:04 PM PDT
by
y6162
To: Free ThinkerNY
Can the shamwow can be used as a contraceptive sponge?
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:10:21 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(We have to do something right now before people realize we don't.)
To: abb
I wonder if Ron Popeil made bail for him? More likely he made a rotisserie chicken for him.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:10:40 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: GSWarrior
she beat his ass like a screen door in a windstorm
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:11:07 PM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(I think you're so full of inconsolable rage, you don't care who you hurt.)
To: Drew68
You and the 5,000 before you. Wear a rain coat. Make it two.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:11:33 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
To: Drew68
” If, while hitting it, she tried to bite my face off, well, I’d hit it while I was hitting it!”
lol! OK, I’m glad you’ve cleared that up for all of us.../still laughing
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:12:04 PM PDT
by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
To: Free ThinkerNY
I wonder how good those ShamWow’s are at soaking up blood all over your face! /lol
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:13:43 PM PDT
by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
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