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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
thesmokinggun.com ^
| March 27, 2009
Posted on 03/27/2009 4:31:14 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
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KEYWORDS: assault; fibernottheonlymicro; nowetspot
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
Looks like the hooker got the better of him.
I didn’t realize Benicio del Toro had a twin.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Forget the price of gold—if she’s all you get for $1000, you know the currency has tanked.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:42:13 PM PDT
by
Trod Upon
(Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
To: Tuketu
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:42:30 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I wonder if he’s a democrat?
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:42:35 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
I think the only person who laughed harder than me at this story is Billy Mays.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:42:49 PM PDT
by
edpc
(01010111 01010100 01000110 00111111)
To: Red_Devil 232
First time I saw him I figured this guy could do a skit of him on Saturday Night Live or some such.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:45:00 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Drew68
ahhh, if only her name had been German...
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:48:57 PM PDT
by
kenth
(Obama - One Big Ass Mistake, America)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I guess she didn’t love his nuts.
To: BookmanTheJanitor
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:52:26 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(111th Congress: Destroying America With Reckless Abandon)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:52:58 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(111th Congress: Destroying America With Reckless Abandon)
To: Krankor
He looks good for 44.I was going to say the same thing.
To: Drew68
To: Drew68
“Yeah, I’d hit it.”
Ah...with your fist? Be specific please...FReepers have a right to know.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:54:06 PM PDT
by
Towed_Jumper
(Stephen Hopkins: Founding Father who had Cerebral Palsy.."My hand trembles, my heart does not.")
To: atomic_dog
DAMN
I was going to make the nuts joke but you beat me to it!
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:54:17 PM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(I think you're so full of inconsolable rage, you don't care who you hurt.)
To: Drew68
Gads. It looks like he got the worst of that exchange.
Old Vince will never be able to go back to the Bronx now.
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:54:28 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Califreak
To: Free ThinkerNY
What kind of asswipe would kiss a prostitute?
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:55:17 PM PDT
by
WackySam
(The fact that there are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case, is not a coincidence.)
To: Moonman62
I wonder if Ron Popeil made bail for him?
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:55:27 PM PDT
by
abb
("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
To: atomic_dog
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:55:39 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: skeeter
Old Vince will never be able to go back to the Bronx now. ..your right Obama will make him culinary culture Czar
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posted on
03/27/2009 4:57:46 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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