I like your kitties, the Orange on the wood floor, I would not be able to see and one of us would have a broken bone.
If you want to see a riot, my parrot, thought all the boxes belonged to him and if a cat got into one, would keep on asking it “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”.
Dink would also attack the intruder, if he got the chance.
Cats are so funny and one can almost see them think “ I am bored, so I am going to have some fun and upset someone.”