Cow abducted by UFO?

MSNBC ^ | updated 7:12 a.m. CT, Fri., March. 13, 2009

[JoeProBono]

ANIMAS COUNTY: A rancher in Las Animas County, Colorado made a shocking and gruesome discovery over the weekend. He found a mutilated cow by the Purgatoire River. The mutilated cow was discovered near the town of Weston, which is about 20 miles west of Trinidad. "First reaction, she's been mutilated," said Mike Duran. Duran's cow was found dead with her udders and reproductive organs missing. "No tracks at all," said Duran. "No blood, no predators," he added.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[rellimpank]

-—search on Snippy+ horse+ Colorado, if interested in the famous case—

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[JoeProBono]

[sr4402]

PMSNBC has gone Enquirer.

[Dr. Zzyzx]

The article says he “found it mutilated by the river.” That pretty well solves the case for me. The river did it.

[JoeProBono]

Snippy+ horse+ Colorado = nada

[silverleaf]

let’s hope the aliens continue to prefer beef

[b4its2late]

As long as they leave our moose alone, we’ll be fine with it.

[lilylangtree]

Anyone got a picture of the vampire cows from 2000 “The Little Vampire” starring Jonathan Lipnicki?

[silverleaf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh5IKmWDmHk

Here’s Brokaw in 1987. NBC going “tabloid?”

[JoeProBono]

[evets]

Don't get snippy...

[the_devils_advocate_666]

There's a whole website dedicate just to this phenomenon: CowAbduction.com

[JoeProBono]

[70th Division]

the history channel had a nice special on this. It was not one cow, it was several. And the udder and other parts were severed with something other than a knife. Looked like a laser cut. Very interesting.

[pgkdan]

Drop the plus signs and you’ll get some interesting stories. Even Wikipedia has an entry.

[evets]

snippy.com

[billygoatgruff]

Chickens getting even : Eat Muur Beef !