High-speed internet elation
Crazy Fast Acceleration.
Awe Inspiring Screaming Yelling
R O T F L O Ling
Voice-mail E-mail All connected
Caller ID Friend Detecting
Kelly Calling Conference Karen
So much stuff to share with Sharon
More HD awesome edition
Def-defying definition
Ninja's, Cowboys, Gangstars, Coppers
Huge Explosions, Helicopters
Films Fantastic, Shows Outstanding
Motherload of On-Demanding
Hometown Showdown Perfect Timing
Court-Side Kicking Back Unwinding
Happy High-Tech Automatic
Exponentially Ecstatic
Speeding for future hopping
Always dreaming never stopping
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
Oh GOD — THEY ARE IN MY THREAD AND IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!
MAKE THEM STOP! KILL THEM ALL!!!