[retrokitten]

HEY! Something just occurred to me! The IRONY of SILENT_jonny telling us it’s too quiet in here!

LMAO

[silent_jonny]

HEY! Something just occurred to me! The IRONY of SILENT_jonny telling us it’s too quiet in here!

LOL!! I'm acutely aware of silence ;)

[silent_jonny]

Must be a lot of gay ferris wheel operators, LOL

[silent_jonny]

Kris Allen

He sings Don Henley's "All She Wants To Do Is Dance."

Yuck. It sounds little like the original. The recognizable guitar has been replaced with saxaphones and trumpets.

Taking a page from the Matt Giraud playbook, Kris performs in the audience, playing guitar, surrounded by the ever-present Ashley Ferls.

Song stinks.

Kara: I'm a huge, huge Kris Allen fan. Kinda felt like jazz/funk homework. Lost a lot of it's youth. You're really a good singer. Still a fan, though.

Paula: You took one of the most melodically same-note songs and changed it up. ONe of the most likeable contestants we've ever had.

Simon: Likeable yes. But it was indulgent, boring, forgettable. You came over as a guitarist who wanted to sing instead of a singer. Stupid, stupid song choice.

Randy: When something is already great, you didn't need to change the arrangement. You were lost in all the horns.

[silent_jonny]

Talk about indulgent! Lil singing Tina Turner.

[silent_jonny]

Lil Rounds

Her song is Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It".

It's clear that she's no Tina Turner, but she seems to think she is.

Hollow performance.

Paula: You look very, very hot tonight. (ouch) This was the week you had to prove to us exactly who you are. You are a good vocalist, but that only takes you so far. I'm really worried you're becoming a beautiful karaoke rendidition.

Simon: We're not looking for a second or third rate Tina Turner. Ghastly copycat performance. It's literally like we have lost you. You're not making the impact you should be. You're either making bad decisions or getting bad advice.

Randy: You're mad, mad talented. But! You know where your wheelhouse, but you're not listening to us. Something ain't clicking.

Kara: You're struggling with making the transition from singer to artist.

Lil (beneath her tarantula-like fake eyelashes) gives the judges the evil eye.

[silent_jonny]

True Colors is cursed!