[peggybac]

Hi Jonny! Am beginning to go into a depression now. What will I do Tues and Wed nights??????????

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Peggy! :)

[silent_jonny]

Another group song--this one is just for the ladies. Allison, CawCaw, Alexis, Jasmine and Big Rounds.

Allison: Ladies and gentlemen! FERGIE!

Fergie struts out wearing a black leather catwoman outfit. They all sing "Big Girls Don't Cry"

This is followed by Fergie's old group, the Black Eyed Peas. They perform together (minus the female Idols).

Fergie is all legs, yow.

For a moment the song is interrupted by the American Idol logo, like a test pattern--were they censoring something. It only last three or four seconds and they go back to the performance.

[silent_jonny]

More Golden Awards.

"Composure in The Face of Adversity".

The nominees are:

Bikini Girl (catfight)

Alexis "I'm Going for Actrressing" Cohen.

And some horse-faced blonde.

And the award goes to Bkinie Girl

DAHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!

Yeah, she's wearing a bikini. And implants!

Seacrest: I was going to ask you what's new, but I think I know. (audience laughs)

She sings "Vision of Love".

Dammit. Kara has to ruin this too!

The curtain raises behind Bikini Girl and there is our least favorite judge, singing the song together--DAHHH! She takes off her dress and she's wearing a black bikini!

I hate to admit it, but ... DAMN, that was hot!