I’m really not sure what your quoting of Jesus’ line about many mansions has to do with the nature of ufo’s, but since that KJV quote seems redundant (house=mansion), let me offer what I think is a better translation:
“in my Father’s household are many residences...”
Well then if we can just make up quotes let me have a go at it.
I think Jesus really meant to party and drink as much as you want and to steal from others and not work all day.
Oh that does feel better.
Next I’ll work of the constitution.
How about instead of We the People we try, A bunch of us have decided.