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| 03/06/09
| Lucky9teen
Posted on 03/06/2009 4:39:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. ~H.L. Mencken
I dont make jokes
I just watch the government and report the facts. ~Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when its free! ~P.J. ORourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. ~Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesnt mean politics wont take an interest in you! ~Pericles (430 B.C.) |

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No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. ~Mark Twain (1866 )
Talk is cheap
except when Congress does it. ~Unknown
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson
If you dont read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. ~Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress
.But then I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain |
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. ~Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. ~G. Gordon Liddy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. ~James Bovard, Civil Libertarian |

Tip o the hat to Freeper april15Bendovr |
 Props to Lady Jag |
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. ~Douglas Casey,
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. ORourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. ~Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801~1850) |
Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. ~Ronald Reagan (1986)TThe government is like a babys alimentary canal: a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. ~Ronald Reagan |
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston ChurchillThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. ~Mark Twain
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820~1903)
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class
save Congress. ~Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. ~Edward Langley, Artist (1928 ~ 1995) |

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: government; ofst; silliness
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To: G8 Diplomat
101
posted on
03/06/2009 8:55:08 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: BenLurkin
To: Scythian
103
posted on
03/06/2009 8:58:20 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. FUBO!)
To: fredhead
I prefer the alternate mix by the Beatles where they chant “givemeallyourmoney, givemeallyourmoney, givemeallyourmoney...”
104
posted on
03/06/2009 8:58:31 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
To: fredhead
I feel like my job is about a hair away from that experience....
105
posted on
03/06/2009 9:01:09 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
To: Lucky9teen
There is something like $50million in EMERGENCY spending for the National Endowment of the Arts (from what I gather from an NPR piece).
There is NO emergency where the NEA is concerned. None at all.
And now... back to silly....
8vP
106
posted on
03/06/2009 9:02:58 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
To: Travis T. OJustice
107
posted on
03/06/2009 9:04:14 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. And SOON!!!)
To: Scythian
108
posted on
03/06/2009 9:05:12 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. And SOON!!!)
To: Lucky9teen
Worst case of restless leg syndrome I’ve ever seen.
109
posted on
03/06/2009 9:11:51 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
To: All
110
posted on
03/06/2009 9:19:53 AM PST
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
To: a fool in paradise
To: Scythian
112
posted on
03/06/2009 9:38:40 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: scottdeus12
113
posted on
03/06/2009 9:40:46 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
114
posted on
03/06/2009 9:41:30 AM PST
by
BigFinn
(Obamanation then Obamaggedon.)
To: Lucky9teen
115
posted on
03/06/2009 9:49:54 AM PST
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
Comment #116 Removed by Moderator
To: G8 Diplomat
To: Lucky9teen
118
posted on
03/06/2009 10:02:05 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Lucky9teen
Very Haunting video by Tarja Turunen
I Walk Alone
Best loud, she can belt out a tune ...
To: Rightly Biased
You Are Great With Money
You know the value of a dollar - and you save and spend wisely.
By living below your means, you’ve set yourself up for a rich future.
And while it may hurt to sacrifice now, you’ll probably have plenty of money later on.
You’re on your way to riches - just keep it up.
I didn’t think I was that good....
120
posted on
03/06/2009 10:14:55 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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