[starlifter]

There's no such thing as aliens.

- That's not quite true.
- Sir?

A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico.

- A body may have been recovered.
- “May have been”?

Well, there was a terrible mix-up.

It was Thanksgiving.

The body was sent down to the kitchen.

They shoved stuffing up its ass,and we ate it at a state dinner.

That's the last I saw of it.

No, scratch that.

There were some sandwiches made the next day.

[ozark hilljilly]

Well, there was a terrible mix-up. It was Thanksgiving. The body was sent down to the kitchen. They shoved stuffing up its ass,and we ate it at a state dinner. That's the last I saw of it.