[Westlander]

Well, it saves paper.

[Jet Jaguar]

“When I got the phone call I was shell-shocked. My first instinct was to phone him but my friends at work insisted I should speak to him face to face. He acted like everything was fine.

“This whole thing has been terrible. It’s been humiliating having everything happen so publicly.”

Don’t post to social networking sites. Problem number one solved. Talk to your spouse, second problem on the way to being solved.

[thefactor]

all he did was change his relationship status on a website. there is nothing legally binding about it. what's the problem here?

in the interest of full disclosure, i have facebook and it is the best thing ever.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

He acted like everything was fine.

Now that's confusing.. Sounds like she's better off without this guy.

[sten]

he kept it pithy, at least.*

 

 

*printed on 100% recycled pixels

[Cementjungle]

I’d be embarrassed to have to admit to using Facebook.

[Henchster]

He could have been a little classier.

He could have gotten the web handle EmmaBradyDumped.com and posted her picture and a full explanation of why he was dumping her. (with juicy details!)

[MediaMole]

Look at the plus side, because of the new Facebook terms of service, she is now the property of Facebook in perpetuity.

[Uncle Miltie]

Sharia on Facebook. Who knew?

[Bernard]

“Citizen’s Divorce!! Citizen’s Divorce!!”

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

Maybe we could divorce Obama this way.

[rawhide]

Happier times: Emma and Neil Brady on their wedding day

[Thrownatbirth]

It may be spook training from years ago, but don’t look for me in Facebook. I don’t even like my picture being taken.

[Lazamataz]

I, also, hereby break up with Emma Brady.

[dfwgator]

Could be worse, she could have been married to the head of an Islamic TV station.

[RobRoy]

Isn’t it easier to text?