Doctor: Well, Mr. Greboflatz, there is good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have previously unknown condition. It is rapidly progressing and progressively debilitating. You'll be gone in just a few weeks. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do — we've never seen this disease before. Nobody has ever seen this before.
Patient: Wh-what’s the good news?
Doctor: We're naming it after you!
If you were about to die and could only have one piece of candy, what would you choose?
A LifeSaver silly....
My Grandmother had a condition last year where she was loosing red blood cells and they couldn’t figure out why. Every two weeks she would have to get a transfusion. The doctors were scratching their heads and all I told her was the last thing you want is a disease named after you.