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To: nw_arizona_granny; TenthAmendmentChampion; DelaWhere; CottonBall; Red_Devil 232

gotta go for the latest great news from medical conglomerate, but this was in email and thought to pass it on... remember any day you wake up is a great day !

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walked, they come across a sign:

Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.

I am entering! said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, Well, how’d ya do?

First Place ! said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

Contest for the strongest man in the world.

I'm entering, says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, How did you make out??

First Place ! answers Superman. Did you ever doubt

They continue walking when they see a sign:

Contest for the greatest liar in the world?

I'm entering! says Pinocchio

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

What happened?? they asked.

Who the h*** is Obama?? asked Pinocchio

8,665 posted on 06/02/2009 11:26:03 AM PDT by Eagle50AE (Pray for our Armed Forces.)

8,668 posted on 06/02/2009 11:45:47 AM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2181392/posts?page=1 [Survival,food,garden,crafts,and more)

ROFL! I’m sending that out to my email buddies!

8,670 posted on 06/02/2009 12:43:33 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Be prepared for tough times. FReepmail me to learn about our survival thread!)

8,675 posted on 06/02/2009 7:31:21 PM PDT by CottonBall

To: Eagle50AE; DelaWhere; Marmolade; CottonBall

Anyone heard from Granny??

8,682 posted on 06/04/2009 10:19:36 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Be prepared for tough times. FReepmail me to learn about our survival thread!)

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