Lack of bamboo makes one vulgar
Lack of pork makes one thin
In order to avoid vulgarity and slenderness
Have pork with bamboo shoots now and then.
Su Tun Po (12th-century)
http://www.josayoung.co.uk/page12.htm
Local Man. I know him well. His Health was Really Bad.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2208376/posts
Moonshiner Apparently Commits Suicide before Going to Prison.