Posted on 02/05/2009 8:39:17 AM PST by TruthHound
A new Press Room has been set up behind the White House by the Øbama PR staff. The new area was hastily built specifically to demonstrate the complex workings of his new Stimulus Package.
Administration officials are quoted as saying that the special staging area cost about $2.8 billion to construct with Union personnel.
Insiders say the layout of the staging area are best suited to give the press corps the most accurate presentation of how the $1.2 trillion package was consumed by the Øbama team, digested by Congress, then squeezed out for public review.
Q: “You obviously needed plenty of fiber to dump such a pungent plan in a short time, Mr. President! How do you feel now?”
A: “Wiped!”
Speaking re-cycled $h!t and the excess is flushed right back to ... speaking re-cycled $hit, and the excess is flushed right back to ... speaking re-cycled $h!t .....
“That’s a stunning success, it actually got built with union workers.”
For 2.8 BILLION, you can get union workers to build a a special staging area or you can go down to local 7-11 and hire a bunch of mexiacans to build it for a couple of grand and they’d throw in the landscaping.
This is a clip from 1977 - still funny after 30+ years! It gets real funny near the end.
Second...everyone is a cheat just like his appointments and needs to be regulated by us perfect people...err the government. So get over yourself.
Nexzt up...
The Stimulus is not a stimulus ..it's a raping, but since everyone has now admitted that they lie and cheat...who cares! (ain't liberal philosophy confusin'?)
This room being built at least shows something being spent on the stimulus. The real stimulus will have nothing to show for at the end.
The plunge protection system—finally laid bare!
WC? West Coast
New vocabulary word for these times.
:LIQUIDITY
When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Willie Clinton
The throne placement will require Obama to take a really “wide stance” on the issues...
But no foot tapping.
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