Posted on 02/03/2009 12:35:03 PM PST by Lucky9teen
"Man, I need a good bong hit right now. Where's Michael Phelps when you really need him?"
The country is going to hell in a handbasket, and this jerk is hiding out in a grammar school. In only two weeks time, he has made George Bush appear to have been highly competent. Oh well, only 3 years and 50 weeks left to go.
"All together now, let's practice your salute. Very good!"
I miss Laura Bush. She was one classy First Lady, where as Michele is one b*tchy First Lady.
“Here I am practicing my Hillary fake and phony look of surprise”.
“This is called communism, but we don’t really call it that. We call it “activism” or “progressiveism” or “liberal” or “socialism”. It’s the way that we take over the country by stealth and cover or a phony “goodness”, fool everybody and run America into the ground so it’s just like the banana republic and third world hell hole that I came from. It’s part of our plan to destroy America, Israel, kill all those darned Jews and convert everyone into Islamofascists. You’re going to just love praying 5 times a day to a fascist pedophile.”
They really need to send her to “charm” school. She doesn’t know how a lady stands, sits ..........I miss Laura. ;(
This woman has the potential to reach many young women and so far, she’s a tramp. Not what I would put up as a fine example to our yute.
Charm School—guess they didn’t have any of that at Princeton.
BTW—where’s howlin’ ? Is she ever coming back? I miss her.
“...and that is why I picked a porn lawyer for the #2 spot at the Department of Justice.”
I want to be kind to the 1st lady ... and will consider her a diamond in the rough for a moment.
OK.
That was a long enough. It’s hopeless.
No Jimmy, the reason I didn’t send FEMA to Kentucky hasn’t nothing to do with them being uppity white Republicans.
How do you work this teleprompter?
"Whose parents want free pie?!
Good grief...close your legs, please.
"Okay. I need all you typical white younguns to move to the back of the class."
Some of the kids (especially the guy in the front row in the 3rd pic) look like they’re faking smiles.
“Photo-ops and PR are sure a lot more fun than making the tough decisions required of a ruler.”
Aagh.
Michelle DOES need to go to charm school.
Although I am willing to concede that a few minutes with a pageant coach might do it.... at least it would help!
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