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Posted on 01/12/2009 5:57:19 AM PST by silent_jonny

American Idol 2009

For Ladyinred


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
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To: Miss Didi

LOLOLOLOLOL


1,621 posted on 01/15/2009 6:20:50 AM PST by retrokitten (Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
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bookmark


1,622 posted on 01/15/2009 7:06:01 AM PST by codercpc
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To: Miss Didi; retrokitten; silent_jonny
I have it, definitively:

SEXUAL SMORGASBORD!!!

1,623 posted on 01/15/2009 7:51:00 AM PST by ken5050 (Don't blame me, I voted for Palin!!)
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To: silent_jonny

Oh so very:) & volley written in blue!


1,624 posted on 01/15/2009 8:06:17 AM PST by Majie Purple
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To: ken5050

Oh Ken, that’s just dirty. LOLOLOLOL


1,625 posted on 01/15/2009 8:11:16 AM PST by retrokitten (Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
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To: silent_jonny

I answered this mmlo thang before Your ping!
:) LOL!

Myfond memories & definition of mmlo are not the same as what “Grandma says.” Viv l’difference! LOL!

& I know You “get” my reference vs “Grandma’s”

Whew!
:)


1,626 posted on 01/15/2009 8:17:40 AM PST by Majie Purple
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To: silent_jonny; ken5050
Double C’s?!

"Huh? What? I didn't notice :)"

More Casey Carlson bikini pics

You're welcome. ;o)

1,627 posted on 01/15/2009 8:20:59 AM PST by maggief
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To: maggief

Thanks, maggs..very “uplifting” (....ahem!!) pics)


1,628 posted on 01/15/2009 9:46:54 AM PST by ken5050 (Don't blame me, I voted for Palin!!)
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To: twin2
Red heads should never wear pink.

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I agree

1,629 posted on 01/15/2009 11:27:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. ~ Calvin & Hobbes)
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To: big'ol_freeper; silent_jonny; All

I’d like to introduce a new word for ya’ll to use:

Schnipples

In lieu of “Oh Snap!”


1,630 posted on 01/15/2009 11:30:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. ~ Calvin & Hobbes)
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To: silent_jonny; retrokitten
(harsh, working-class British accent) “You’re just laying around, dreaming of floppy disks and your crappy software in every household...Yes! That’s it! Dreamy, Bill. Now, you’re a tiger! Make angry love to the camera! Yes, throw that floppy disk! YES! YOU’RE CHANGING THE OPERATING SYSTEM FOR NO REASON! THAT’S IT! Oh, this is gold!”

This could just be the funniest caption I have ever heard!! And I've been a FReeper for 9 years!!

1,631 posted on 01/15/2009 12:44:43 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: maggief

Watch for her to be in the top twelve. She’s exactly Simon’s type.

Wonder where he keeps his casting couch?


1,632 posted on 01/15/2009 12:46:01 PM PST by Palladin (Congratulations, Senator Burris!)
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To: Wolfstar

They are making sure to satisfy every demographic out there.

Blind guy: for the grannies and the dear hearts and gentle people.

Casey the aspiring porn star: for the redblooded young males (and Simon).

Gal with three kids: for all the young moms who sing in the shower.

Brother of Dreads: for the teenybopping texting maniacs.

Beefcake oilrigger: for the motorcycle gang girls and NASCAR fans.

Tattoo girl Emily: for all the aspiring rockers who rehearse in their parents’ garages.

Etc. etc. etc.

Great marketing strategy.


1,633 posted on 01/15/2009 12:57:34 PM PST by Palladin (Congratulations, Senator Burris!)
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To: Palladin
They are making sure to satisfy every demographic out there...Great marketing strategy.

Seems like it's working, although broadcast TV continues to see it's ratings decline. Idol may not be escaping from the slide, but it still overwhelmingly beats all of the competition combined:

American Idol's eighth season debuts huge, but ratings dip again
Tuesday night's premiere of American Idol's eighth season was the highest-rated telecast of the 2008-2009 television season, however the show's season premiere ratings still dipped for the second consecutive year.

American Idol's two-hour premiere averaged 30.1 million total viewers and scored an 11.6/28 rating/share in the Adults 18-49 demographic and a 9.7/26 rating/share among Adults 18-34, according to Nielsen Media Research preliminary fast national ratings figures -- a performance that easily makes it the highest-rated entertainment telecast of the 2008-2009 television season.


1,634 posted on 01/15/2009 1:14:58 PM PST by Wolfstar (This much I know is true, God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you.)
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To: TonyWpi

ROFL! Best line I’ve read today!


1,635 posted on 01/15/2009 1:15:03 PM PST by Palladin (Congratulations, Senator Burris!)
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To: Lil'freeper

This guy Von makes me reach for the mute button,like I do when I acidentally come upon Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand. A voice so shrill and screechy that it breaks glass.

Please,God, let him be eliminated in Hollywood.

There is always a niche for him in the gay clubs in Baltimore or Philly. All he needs is a Jennifer Hudson wig, four inch stiletto heels, and fifty pounds of sequins.


1,636 posted on 01/15/2009 1:39:32 PM PST by Palladin (Congratulations, Senator Burris!)
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To: Palladin
the gay clubs in Baltimore

Yeouch.

1,637 posted on 01/15/2009 3:20:34 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: silent_jonny
LOL!! Like Austin Powers. "Annnnnd I'm spent."

"I've worked with better. But not many."


1,638 posted on 01/15/2009 4:15:15 PM PST by retrokitten (Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
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To: Shelayne
Oops--that should read: You mean the guy that almost fainted after he was rejected?

I was sleepy :)

1,639 posted on 01/15/2009 4:15:50 PM PST by silent_jonny (Sexual Vanilla)
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To: Yaelle

Awww...thank you, Yaelle!

I love making you all laugh.


1,640 posted on 01/15/2009 4:16:07 PM PST by retrokitten (Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
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