Jack will be sleeping with the fishes.
Hug a Muzzie for Jack!
PUKE me out
Jack says, “it’s time”, but the clock says he’s around for another 15 days.
Oops, a record low temperature for DC — it’s that pesky global warming, it would be funny if they did one of those global warming PSAs right after hearing that we are freezing to death.
There’s something not Halal about this