Thanks for the thread! We are having an official 24 premier party, only 5 of us but enough Mexican food for about 10. Taquitos, white turkey chili, grilled burritos, guacamole, layered dip, tortilla chips and other goodies besides. Hope tonight is better than that weak-@ss Redemption episode. I’d like to see the old Jack that cuts off terrorists fingers for quick fingerprinting.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there!
After running out of ammo, Jack Bauer stood in the line of fire, took 3 to the chest and used them to reload!
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it makes him angry!
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Jack Bauer before he goes to bed.
Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Jack Bauer goes killing.............. When my son goes fishing he says he is going harvesting, because fishing implies failure!
When life gives Jack Bauer lemons.... he uses them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under his pillow. But he can kill you with his pillow!
If you wake up in the morning, it's only because Jack Bauer decided not to kill you last night.
Jack Bauer is the only man to die for his country and live to tell about it.
Jack Bauer never misses. If he shot at you and missed it's because he was shooting at the terrorist twelve miles behind you.
Jack Bauer put the laughter in Manslaughter...
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood."
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Jack Bauer plays dodgeball, the ball dodges Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Me, too!!!