Some men play house with fake women. I’m just sayin’.
Yeah, well I'll counter that - men who buy their companionship out of an Adam and Eve catalog are just lazy, not in need of thorazine and shock treatment. Any shmoe with fifty bucks in his pocket can get a back-alley snarlin' in the local red light district. Carrying around a lump of rubber in public and cooing at it like it just burped on itself is a whole other basket of fruit.
I'm just sayin'......