I love my husband and my children ...
I love the bit about the husband and wife who are watching TV just before bedtime.
Wife yawns and says that she is going to bed. She goes into the kitchen and sets up breakfast for the next morning; stacks the old newspapers and picks up a stray toy; goes to the children’s rooms and lays out their clothes for the next day; locks the front door; does her nightly toillette; turns the covers down; and then goes to bed.
Her husband continues to watch TV for a while, then yawns, decides it is time for him to go to bed, too. — And he does.