Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... January, 2009

1-1-09 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

[Billie]

Beautiful photo of Niagara Falls, Dolly! I don’t remember seeing it from when you were there in 2004. I do remember some of your photos you posted from that meeting though. :)

[JustAmy]

Thanks, Billie.

I will have today’s holidays ready soon. (fingers crossed).

Thank you so much for today’s Opener. Also hope to get some replies posted soon. :(

[Billie]

Such a pretty Sunday opening and all your snow pictures throughout the thread, Meg. Snow is so pretty to look at - before it’s trampled on and starts to melt and get all brown and slushy! I like how it brightens up the night. :)

[luvie]

If it wasn’t photoshopped, that doggy was in BIG trouble
about 2 seconds after the picture was taken! LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Don’t Mess With Old Ladies!

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman:            Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer:                     Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman:            Oh, I see.
Officer:                     Can I see your license please?
Older Woman:            I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer:                     Don’t have one?
Older Woman:            Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer:                     I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older                          Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer:                     Why not?
Older Woman:            I stole this car.
Officer:                     Stole it?
Older Woman:            Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:                     You what?
Older Woman:            His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer   looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2:                 Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman:             Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2:                 One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman:            Murdered the owner?
Officer 2:                 Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

                             -The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2:                  Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman:            Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2:                 One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

                             -The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

                             -The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:                 Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman:            Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don’t Mess With Old Ladies!

[Billie]

Thank you so much for today’s Opener. Also hope to get some replies posted soon. :(

You're very welcome - doesn't look like there are many 'replies' to make yet though. (and please don't feel you need to answer my posts that I just answered this morning!) LOL

[Billie]

LOL!

[Billie]

it wasn’t photoshopped, that doggy was in BIG trouble about 2 seconds after the picture was taken! LOL!

He sure was! Well, maybe the cat was declawed. LOL

[Lady Jag]

Oh dear, I missed all the hangovers Saturday

What, pray tell, is your excuse?

[Billie]

Gots to go have lunch with MrB! Later, all!

[Billie]

I was too hungover to log on? :)

[JustAmy]

Australia Day







First Electric Dental Drill Built







National Peanut Brittle Day






Disneyland Groundbreaking in 1954







Rocky Mountain National Park Started in 1915

[yorkie]

[pollywog]

****applause*****

“Great way to start the day”... is right!!!
Polly

[pollywog]

LOLOLOLOL!!!
A real belly laugh!

Polly

[Lady Jag]

Sure, let's go to the mall and run into people's ankles!



Let me install the new turbo boost in your chair first.

[JustAmy]

Happy Monday, Dolly.
How are you doing? I've missed you.
Are you out of the cast yet?

Thanks for the stories of Easy Eddie and Butch O'Hare.
Very interesting.

Have a great Monday and don't be a stranger.

[Lady Jag]

HOORAY FOR AUSTRALIA,
AWESOME PEOPLE,
AWESOME ALLIES!!

[jaycee]

Anything by Fats is nice to listen to. See L.J.’s # 2769 and my answer # 2777, for a good laugh!

Its nice to ‘see’ you today! I laid back down a little while, oh me!

[JustAmy]

Happy Monday, Polly.

Beautiful Sunrise/Sunset graphic. Thank you for sharing it with us.

It is cold here today, but we did get some rain over the weekend.

Have a beautiful Day.