Reminds me of that country tune by Rodney Akins, Cleaning My Gun. Have you heard it? Actually, I hate the song, but the lyrics are funny.
Also reminds me of a true story I heard. Way back when this guy was dating his future wife (she was a lot younger than he), the guy met her father for the first time. The dad was a champion marksman. The dad told this guy, while the two were alone in the study, that it’s funny how a person can’t outrun a bullet.
That’s a true story.
How about
Disco Duck
Rock Me Amadeus
Fish Heads
right now my head is about to burst with my 8 year old daughters favorite artist, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
I’m partial to Commander Cody’s “Down to Seeds and Stems Again Blues”
Well my dog died just yesterday and left me quite alone
The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home
But that’s just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you
And I’m down to seeds and stems again, too.