All UFO sightings are fake - it's official

sundaymercury ^ | Dec 4 2008

[JoeProBono]

Ok, maybe it's not official, but they are all fake, read on... Birmingham and the world seems to have gone UFO mental recently, there have been sightings everywhere, all of the sightings have reported the usual 'triangle of lights', 'cigar shaped glowing crafts', Flying saucers with flashing lights and beams. Well it's all rubbish, ok that's a not a totally surprising standpoint, but I do actually have an open-mind one these things. Let me ask you a question... if all these aliens have been visiting our skies, recently and for years, they must be pretty advanced to get to our little solar system, right?

[mysterio]

I think people have legitimately seen unidentified objects in the sky. And I also think that none of those sightings were of space monsters from outer space.

[Kitanis]

Ok.. I read the origional link and all these comments. I have to start laughing..

the article in question was a opinion piece. offering only questions and No facts.

I am not saying that I believe or dis-believe in UFO’s...but all the talk about the article.. is just that.

[angkor]

>>>>That was a hickey. <<<

really? wow.

[DYngbld]

make “official” contact.

Wouldn't that be against the "prime directive". We haven't discovered warp technology yet

[uglybiker]

[uglybiker]

Great. The martians look like Nancy Pelosi.

[usmcobra]

Alien hot rodders

[JoeProBono]

[Hot Tabasco]

then why would they light up their crafts like a flipping christmas tree?

For the same reason people put those stupid bobbing head dogs in the back windows of their cars..........they think its cool.

I wish I could meet one of those aliens, I'd tell him just how hokey those lights look and that they're definitely babe turn-offs........

[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]

[This_far]

“Un-pronounceable” - I’ll have another... uh, (recalling brews from ZUM ZUM - or MUZ MUZ), “Unfiltered offering”, “Boston”, “special agreement from Vt”...

If this was a quiz, I’d venture: available in Kenmore Sq and Amherst? (but I’d still want to know where the water came from, or not)

Aptly named, however, I’ll stick with Fat Tire, Moose Drool and the myriad of foolish named brews out here (MT). Not to start a thread drift either, just reminiscing and thank you for that.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[RightWhale]

nobody has ever seen a UFO

They have.

Goes like this:
See that? What is it?
I dunno.

[JoeProBono]

[tet68]

All the ones you see....decoys.
You never see the one that abducts you.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[massgopguy]

Nobody has ever seen a UFO. Well I have, and I was very dissappointed that Michael Schenker quit the band the night before.