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Is there someplace I can wire money to keep this fraud continuing? < /s >
I was beginning to miss them.
What’s next after the CIA conspiracy? Area 51?
Of COURSE the CIA is stopping Chief Editor Korir from running the Michelle Obama tapes. Probably with pressure from Queen Elizabeth and Elvis also.
Glad to see we will still have API to kick around some more!
URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: MICHELLE OBAMA - OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY ELECT
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
FAX: 202.456.2461
Dear Sir / Madam,
I am MICHELLE OBAMA, beloved wife of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, President Elect of the United States of America and soon to be serving as President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum confidence.
I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in acquiring excess campaign contribution funds that are presently trapped in the accounts we used for campaigning. Now that we have won the election, these funds are not needed by President Elect Barack Hussein Obama.
My partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by the DNC, which has long been actively engaged in the extraction of excess and questionable funds such as these in the United States of America, and works in concert with the United States Central Intelligence Agency and with the knowing silence of the American press.
In the runup to the current election, our fundraising abilities vastly exceeded our ability to spend all of this money, and we would hate to see it go to waste when it can go, rightly, to the people who worked so hard for it - namely, me, Barack and our family.
Currently these excess funds are on the order of $200 million dollars or more, and they are locked away in secret accounts - many of them offshore.
My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal of these funds and acquiring these vast financial resources as compensation for the costs and stress on our family of Baracks soon to start rule. Unfortunately, our partners from the recent campaign are not willing to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase may cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisition and in long-term management.
Without the funds from our current partners, we would not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the sitting vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional dedication to the venture was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.
I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.
I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100% legal. If you do not wish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact our intermediary representatives to further discuss the matter.
I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be forever grateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbers below.
Sincerely with warm regards,
Michelle Obama
Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Email: FirstLady@OfficeOfThePresidentElect.com
API needs to quit drinking
This is hugh! This could make it impossible for Michelle Obama to get sworn in as President on 20 Jan! A breathless BTT...
This supposed tape is Monica’s Dress.