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YTRE FRØNNINGEN SOGN OG FJORDANE, NORWAY, EU-- Unique CFR-brokered Clinton-Obama power-sharing agreements in May 2008 secretly guaranteed President-Elect Clinton the Middle American presidency after giving Obama a turn, it has been revealed.
The Council on Foreign Relations electoral plan for the 2009-2014 cycle, as then-finalized by the two ruling families, also anticipated the helicopter bailouts of American Insurance and American Motors, ongoing ObamaGate crises and the 6/66 terror attacks of 2009. (The agreement and conversation were intercepted by the eminently reliable Norwegian-Kenyan blogger Kipterer Korir Arap, chief editor of African Press International, also known as "Sammy".)
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