[Monkey Face]

...(Bet I can empty an auditorium faster than you can!)

You only say that because you haven't read about the foibles of my recent trip...*aside* (Can someone please set up the slide projector?....)

[NicknamedBob]

"(Can someone please set up the slide projector?....)"

There is a scurrying sound as people rush about. Soon there is nothing in evidence of the previous audience save one folding chair, slowly toppling over.