To: NicknamedBob
...(Bet I can empty an auditorium faster than you can!)You only say that because you haven't read about the foibles of my recent trip...*aside* (Can someone please set up the slide projector?....)
2,028 posted on
12/26/2008 3:36:54 PM PST by
Monkey Face
(Humpty Dumpty was pushed.)
To: Monkey Face
"(Can someone please set up the slide projector?....)" There is a scurrying sound as people rush about. Soon there is nothing in evidence of the previous audience save one folding chair, slowly toppling over.
2,031 posted on
12/26/2008 3:40:26 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(Would it be wrong of me to have a self- inflating "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" yard decoration?)
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