"(Can someone please set up the slide projector?....)"
There is a scurrying sound as people rush about. Soon there is nothing in evidence of the previous audience save one folding chair, slowly toppling over.
2,031 posted on 12/26/2008 3:40:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob
(Would it be wrong of me to have a self- inflating "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" yard decoration?)